101 ways to annoy the akatsuki

1. Call Sasori's puppets dolls


2. Mock Deidara


3. Say that Sasori's art is better


4. Keep telling Kisame that you ate his family


5. Poke Pein


6. Call Konan a paper doll


7. Steal Hidan's scythe


8. Keep buying stuff with Kakuzu's money


9. Kill Zetsu's brethren (a.k.a. the garden)


10. Tell Tobi he's a bad boy


11. Call Itachi a weasel


12. Say that Sasori's your life-sized doll


13. Call Kisame your next meal


14. Say that Zetsu's a mutant-thingy


15. Call Kakuzu Scrooge


16. Steal all of Hidan's religious stuff


17.Call Hidan a religious freak


18. Use ALL of Kakuzu's money on useless things


19. Play with Sasori's puppets


20. Use Deidara's clay as batons


21. Blow up Sasori's puppets with Deidara's clay and blame Deidara


22. Put up yaoi fanfics of everyone witheach other


23. Try to blow up Konan


24. Steal Tobi's mask


25. Steal Kisame's sword


26. Call Itachi weak


27. Insult the Sharingan


28. Say that Sasuke's hotter/cooler/smarter/stronger than Itachi


29. Tell Kisame that you ate his mom


30. Tell Zetsu that you sprayed his mom with weed killer


31. Try turning Itachi into a weasel


32. Name him Mr. Cuddles (whether it worked or not)


33. Set Konan on fire


34. Tell Pein that Orochimaru's organization will rule the world


35. Tell him that you'll rule the world


36. Say that Naruto (a.k.a. the Kyuubi kid) is too smart for them


37.Call them Homo's


38. Say that they're all gay


39. Give Zetsu a human to eat with plant killer in their blood


40. Call Pein an angsty kid


41. Call him by his real name (Nagato)


42. Go nutso and destroy the base


43. Switch Deidara's and Sasori's room decorations


44. Get rid of all Hidan's evil killing stuff


45. Call Deidara a girl


46. Call Itachi old


47. Say that he's worthless


48. Say that he's not fit to be an Uchiha


49. Reveal Tobi's true identity (Madara Uchiha)


50. Call all Uchiha's weak in front of him and Itachi


51. Blow up all the bases using Deidara's clay


52. Blame Deidara for it


53. Break Sasori's puppets with Hidan's scythe


54. Blame Hidan for it


55. Destroy the things they need for extraction rituals


56. Give the Jinchuuriki ultimate weapons against them


57. Bring the Jinchuuriki and Demons together to raid base


58. Blame Tobi


59. Go around acting like Pein for a day


60. Keep poking everyone for one day


61. Mock each for a day


62. Build something out of all their weapons and say it's art


63. Blow it up


64. Waste electricity (Bigger bill)


65. Scream bloody murder for no reason and then pinch all of them when they come running


66. Try to flirt with everyone (EVEN Konan)


67. Call them freaks


68. Call them weak


69. Call them worthless


70. Call them pathetic


71. Talk down to them


72. Treat them like little kids


73. Act like you're their mom


74. Call them embarrassing nicknames that you dug up (ex. Itachi = Ita-chan)
75. Tell Kisame that you found a long lost relative and hold up a fossil of a fishy


76. Tell Zetsu the same thing but hold up a fossilized plant


77. Get a weasel and introduce him to Itachi as his cousin


78. Bring Sasuke in to attack Itachi when he's taking a bubbly bath


79. Plug up Kisame's gills while he's asleep


80. Try to kill Hidan with his own scythe


81. Lock them each in a room with Tobi clones


82. Get Genin to kick their butts


83. Use all the organization's money at an arcade


84. Blame it on Itachi and Kisame


85. Pull pranks on each and every person


86. Tell Konan she's ugly and made of paper


87. Tell Pein that he's a useless as shit leader


88. Tell Itachi that he's the most worthless excuse for an Uchiha you've ever seen


89. TellKisame that he's the most worthless excuse for a fishyou've ever seen


90. TellZetsu that he's the most worthless excuse for a plant you've ever seen


91. Tell Deidara that he's the most worthless excuse for aguy you've ever seen


92. TellSasori that he's the most worthless excuse for apuppet you've ever seen


93. Tell Hidan that Jashin hates him


94. Tell Kakuzu that the money he has is all that's left in the entire world


95. Say random things at the most inappropriate times


96. Call every guy for one week your 'snuggle-bug' in a loving way


97. Pretend cry and say that your little ones have finally grown up


98. Steal all their cloaks


99. Steal their rings


100. Steal their hats


101. Show them this list!