200 ways to annoy sasuke

1.) Give all his fan-girls you can find invitations to a slumber party at his house. When they come running in screaming into his house, lock the doors. Then run like no tomorrow.

2.) Find all the Sasu/Naru or Sasu/Saku pictures you can find, and hang them[With super glue, Stronger than him] on every wall in his house.

3.) Write him love letters constantly for the next 4 months, Then say at the end of the last letter you sent: " -Love, Itachi "

4.) Everytime you see him, Squeal/glomp him and say: "Oh, Sasuke-kun~...I really enjoyed the time we had last night at your house."

5.) Destroy Sasuke's room, Then blame it on his fan-girls.[Two things completed, In one.]

6.) When Sasuke is training, Doing Kunai practice -- Scream bloody murder evey time he wants to hit the target.

7.) Dye his hair pink.

8.) Dye his hair blonde.

9.) When he is almost asleep, Sing 'I wanna take you to a gay bar', while transformed into Naruto.

10.) Find out who his crush is, tell him she/he is at ___ and hand him a rose to give him/her. Then send all his Fan-girls/Fan-boys to the same spot.

11.) Send all his fan-girls his email. Then tell Sasuke Itachi has something important to tell in his email. But he must read very carefully to find 'The Hidden Message'.

12.) Tell him Neji said it was destiny for Sasuke and Ino to be together forever.

13.) Ask, "Have you seen my boyfriend?" when he says 'No.' Say; "Really, I thought you were."

14.) Send him pictures of Itachi Naked.

15.) Send him pictures of Naruto naked.

16.) Tell him you know a way to find out what Kakashi's face looks like. When he says how, just say 'follow me'. When you get to Kakashi's house. Sneak in, and push Sasuke in his bathroom, While he was taking a shower.[No curtain]

17.) While he's sleeping, Use a horn to wake him up and say "It's time for training. Kakashi said it's important so he'll be there early." When it's 4 in the morning, And no training for the day.

18.) Sneak in his bathroom, Take pictures of him in the shower. Then sell them on eBay for a million dollars. Guaranteed, You'll make triple as much with 'Buy it Now'.

19.) If you see Sasuke hiding from fan-girls, tell him you'll help hide him. Then, lead him right to them.

20.) Tye him up, Then mail him to Karin's house with a letter: "I love you, Ravish me."

21.) Do the same on 20, Just with Sakura/Ino.

22.) Write on his face while he's asleep.

23.) Take all the gel he uses for his hair. Then sell it to all his fan-girls.(Any price, They'll do anything)

24.) Paint his room pink.

25.) Steal his cloths, Then replace them with Lee's.

26.) Build an Itachi shrine in his room. The bigger and more difficult to destroy it is, the better.

27.) Put glitter in his shampoo.

28.) Show him all the fan art of him and Naruto as a couple.

29.) Take a photo of him in a dress and post it on the internet.

30.) Sticky tape an "I love Naruto" sign on his back.

31.) Smash a pie in his face and run like hell while screaming: "The Emo-King has arrived!"

32.) When he's sleeping, cover him with a blanky and give him a toy. Then take pictures and make copies for everyone.

33.) Take Shino's bugs, Then put them all over his bed/house.

34.) Take a picture of him. Then edit into something embarrassing. When your finished, Post it to everyone that knows him online/print it for them to keep.

35.) Tell him Naruto wants a second chance at their kiss.

36.) Edit the picture of Sasuke and Naruto kissing, to make it look like they enjoy it. Then post them all around Konoha.

37.) Bug him for hours about him having a Duck's ass for hair.

38.) Tell him Gaara wants to rumble again.

39.) Tell him Itachi's the one for cursing him with fan-girls.

40.) Force him to read fan-fictions of Sasu/Naru -- Sasu/Saku -- and Sasu/Kaka.

41.) Force him to read fan-fictions of Ita/Sasu.

42.) Force him to read fan-fictions of Sasu/Lee.

43.) Bleach his boxers, Pink.

44.) Tell him Sakura's hiding in his closet. When he goes to see, and get her out. Push him in, and lock the door. Then get a chair, popcorn, and a tape-recorder. While listening/recording to what might happen next.

45.) Paint his nails green when he's sleeping.

46.) Use a Nin-jutsu on him to pretend he's having 'You-Know-What' in his dream with Karin.

47.) Invite Karin over when he's asleep so she can 'Ravish' him. Bonus if he wakes up.

48.) Steal all his cloths, then hide them in Sakura's closet.

49.) Mail him Doujinishi's of Him and Naruto.

50.) Tell him that his life is nothing but a creation from someone's imagination.~[I think this one's the best one]

51.) Tell him he has a Pokémon ball on his back.

52.) Yell to him: "You're the Pokémon Master!"

53.) Tell him Itachi revived the Uchiha clan with you.

54.) Tell him you were kidding, But he really did with Karin.[That will most likly make him faint with disgust.]

55.) Mess with his computer and leave open as many SasuNaru fanfics/pictures/ect. as you can find. Also, save them in random locations on his computer so that he continually finds them after he thinks he's deleted them all. Bonus points if Naruto finds them.

56.) Say that Orochimaru wants his body for 'other' needs.

57.) Say that Orochimaru is going to be sneaking in his room tonight.

58.) Come to his house at 3:00 a.m. in the morning and ask him if he can make ramen for you.

59.) Hit his 'Treasure' and remark: "Now how are you going to revive your clan?"

60.) Make him spend a hole day[&Night] with Sakura.

61.) Make him spend a hole day[&Night] with Ino.

62.) Sell his boxers. [You'll be rich, Within the hour] Bonus, If he catches you.

63.) Replace his cloths with; "I [Heart] My Brother" and shorts that say "Smack it" .

68.) Give him a Itachi Plush for his birthday. Bonus, If Itachi finds it.

69.) Give him a Naruto Plush for Christmas. Bonus, If Naruto finds it.

70.) Punch Sasuke for no reason infront of his fan-girls, then yell out for them to hear: "Pervert!"

71.) Scream: ''I hate you" For hours until he says 'Why'.

72.) Tell him: "You love Sakura."

73.) Give him a Sakura Plush for Valentines Day. Bonus, If Sakura/Naruto/Fan-girls find it.

74.) Mail him Orochimaru action figures.

75.) Tell him Sai is way better than him.

76.) Tell him that Itachi is way better than him.

77.) Make a sign of it on-top of his bed.[Number: 76.]

78.) Say in a loud crowd of people next to Sasuke; "Why did you cheat on me, With Naruto?!!" Bonus, If Naruto's around.

79.) Draw pictures of him with flowers, Then give them to him.

80.) If he doesn't accept them. Cry until he hangs them [all] on walls. Bonus, Some were with him in a dress.

81.) Buy him a Sasu/Oro Fan-fiction. Bonus, If Orochimaru finds it.

82.) If he declines. Give it to Kabuto.

83.) Tell him a story about how you found a trik in your hair over, and over, and over again.

84.) Replace his kantana with a Styrofoam

85.) Tell Choji Sasuke stole his chips. Bonus, They were BBQ flavor.

86.) Scream: "OMG!! I LOVE YOU SASUKE-KUN! -- LET'S MAKE BABIES!!"

87.) Tell him Karin's watching him.

88.) Tell him his brother his at his house having 'You-Know-What' with Naruto.

89.) Tell him about the story of: "The Birds and the Bees" For future guidelines.

90.) Get copies of his house key and give one to Ino, Sakura, and Karin. Bonus if you give one to Naruto.

91.) Pretend to moan his name in your sleep when he's by you.

92.) Flirt with him all day.[Even if it's hard]

93.) Mess his house up.

94.) If he asks why, Tell him you were looking for his diary.

95.) Draw on his house walls.

96.) Ask him if he's gay.

97.) Scream out loud, That he said he's gay. Even if he didn't. Bonus if Males are around..

98.) Jump on his back and scream: "Gette' up Boi!" In public.

99.) Never get off.

100.) If he's in a decent mood, threaten to never leave.

101.) Laugh at the face he makes.

102.) Trip him everytime you see him.

103.) If he trips you, Pull him down and Scream: "Rape!"

104.) Transform into Sasuke and make him act like a girl.

105.) Hug him and don't let go until he tries to kill you.

106.) Push him down a flight of stairs.

107.) Say it was Casper the Ghost.

108.) Say it really was Gaara of the Sand.

109.) Tell him he has a nice ass.

110.) Then slap it.[Ew. I don't like this one]

111.) Ask for a highfive.

112.) When he says 'No'. Slap him.

113.) When he asks why you slapped him Say; "No I didn't. I just highfived your face."

114.) Tape a picture of him in his underwear on his back.

115.) Bring a shoelace to training and show him your shoelace.

116.) Tell him it's named Sasuke. Bonus by Naming it Itachi.

117.) Tell him Neji said it was Destiny for him and Sakura to be together. [Like #12]

118.) Tell him the same thing like the last one. Just he was destined for Naruto and himself.

119.) Tell him he's worthless.[Most performable, That will make him hurt you.]

120.) Ask about how much gel he uses.

121.) Insult about his hair multiple times.[I actually like his hair. O-O]

122.) Paint his face. Bonus, If he's awake.

123.) Say: "I never knew you felt that way about Naruto!" Loudly with all the 9 rookies.

124.) Ask if he ever used a toothbrush.

125.) Narrate his every move.

126.) Follow him everywhere. Bonus, If you're brave enough to go in the bathroom as well.

127.) When he ever says "Avenger" or "Idiot/loser" Smack him with a glove, The British way.

128.) Fake cry everytime he looks at Sakura/You.

129.) Laugh Hysterically, When he looks at anything BUT you.

130.) Knock him out and give his unconscious body to his fan-girls.

131.) Write on his face while he's asleep saying: "Loser"

132.) Write again the next night on his face saying: "I touch myself"

133.) Act mad at him for no reason.

134.) Act happy for him, For no reason.

135.) When Hes Asleep. Sneak him into Narutos bed. and make him think he did 'stuff' with Naruto.

136.) Lend him one of Jiryaiys books, and say; "Here's for you and Sakura tonight.*Wink-Wink*" Bonus, if she's around.

137.) Steal Kakashi's books, Hide them in Sasuke's room. Then tell Kakashi it was Sasuke.

138.) Ask him: "So~...Did you and Kakashi 'practice', Nicely?*Nudge-Nudge//Wink-Wink*

139.) Tell him horror stories of Orochimaru's pedophile days of Young boys.

140.) Ask him about Kakashi's books.

141.) Tye him up in nothing but his boxers, and send him to Orochimaru.

142.) Tell him you know his 'secret' and see what he does.

143.) Ask him; "Why did you leave the village and go to Orochimaru?" When he says 'For Power' say, "Oh~...Now I get it. Naruto didn't want you in demand in the bed. Tsk, Tsk."

144.) Kiss him, Then say; "No wonder why Naruto said he wanted more!"[Bleh..>_< ]

145.) Swing around him in a girlish way.

146.) Throw random objects at him. (My Favorite! ^-^)

147.) Put a Genjutsu on a basket of rotten tomatoes so they look fresh and give them to him.

148.) Tell him: "Geez...At such a young age, You sure are thinking about sex a lot."

149.) Pretened there was one of Shino's bugs on his face By slapping him constantly.

150.) Form an angry mob of squirrels and make them attack Sasuke.

151.) Make Lee do Harem No-Jutsu infront of Sasuke.

152.) Make Kakashi do Harem No-Jutsu infornt of Sasuke.


153.) Tell him you're pregnant with his child. [If he turns out to be happy. Leave now.]

154.) Tell him you're gonna name it, Itachi.

155.) Tell him you're going to name it Sakura if it's a girl.

156.) On his birthday, Invite everyone to his house for a party.

157.) Buy him a cake on the same day, Then throw it in his face.

158.) Ask Sakura/Ino to lick it off for him.

159.) Squeal everytime he talks.

160.) Squeal when he looks at you, for squealing.

161.) Replace all his cloths with Green Spandex Suits.

162.) Replace all his cloths with Orange Jumpsuits.

163.) Hang pictures off Him with Lee's eyebrows everywhere.

164.) Tell him: "Lee's much sexier than you."

165.) Transform into Orochimaru, and sneak into his house.

166.) Make him watch Yaori.

167.) Jump on his bed.

168.) Dance in his room.

169.) Tell him you want to revive the Uchiha clan with him.[Squeakily voice.]

170.) Pretend to be his girlfriend.

171.) Be a fan-girl.[Doesn't matter how long. Even for one minute, You'll annoy him badly.]

172.) Say you hate him, On his birthday.



173.) Lock him in a windowless, door-less room and play annoying music really loudly.


174.) Leave him there.[#173]

175.) Steal all his weapons.

176.) Say: "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!" Over and over again.

177.) Say: "I love you, I love you, I love you!" Over and over again.

178.) When by his fan-girls. Rip his shirt off and say something inappropriate.

179.) Cut a hole in his shorts, To show his boxers.

180.) Say you're in love with his brother.

181.) Play with his hair, At the wrong time.

182.) Do the exact opposite of what he says.

183.) Make him play _____, With his fan-girls. [Any game, Just not Hide-and-seek.]

184.) Say to him, " Hi, Itachi-kun! Oh...I mean, Sasuke-Baka!" When you see him.

185.) Bring him as a guest to his fan-club, Show&tell.

186.) Scream his name eveytime someone wants to say something to him.

187.) Beat him in battle.

188.) Then say you beat him over and over again.

189.) Tell him Naruto's better/stronger.

190.) Ask him in public where he got his out-fit from[Shippuden] If he doesn't respond, Yell out : "Oh. It was a present from Orochimaru..Now I see."

191.) Tell him Naruto said he wants to help revive the Uchiha clan.

192.) Make signs that say: I [heat] Naruto. In his room.

193.) Repeatedly tell him he's not an avenger.

194.) Show him pictures of Ita/Naru.

195.) Show him pictures of Ita/Saku.

196.) Paint an Itachi Tattoo on his face.

197.) Tell him it's real.

198.) Tell him you love Itachi.

199.) Where a shirt that says it.

200!) Show him/Read to him the list of "200 Ways to Annoy the Heck Out Of Uchiha Sasuke" Over, and over again.